Getting Smarter

My head is becoming bigger.
The brain is growing.
The head needs to accommodate it.
I am becoming smarter.
Oh yesss....I can feel it.
I can solve 1+1 in less than 1second.
I can differentiate yellow from black with one look.
I can form two words using the letters "A" and "H"
I know that Asia is a extremely large piece of land.
I know there are less than 10 world wars in the history of humans.
Maybe I will become the smartest person in the world.

Soup or Dry

In front of a Fishball Noodle Stall,

Mika: Uncle, 1 fishball noodle, dry, with chili, take away.
FIshball Uncle: Ok.
Ando: You should not order dry. Very lugi.
Mika: Why?
Ando: Because if you order soup, you get the soup as well. It is more worth it for the money.
Mika: Oh...that is true. But I prefer to eat it dry.
Ando: That is no problem. When you get back, you just need to pour out the soup.
Mika: Cool...you are so smart. But what do I do with that soup?
Ando: You can give it to anyone and said it is fish soup. They will think of you as soooo sweet.
Mika: That is a great suggestion. Omg. I need to change my order.

Murmurs behind us," pssppsspps.....ya he is so right....pssppss......he is so smart.....psspssppss....we should do that too...pssppss....."

Fishball Uncle: Here you are. Your dry fishball noodle with chili.
Mika: Uncle, can I change to soup?
Fishball Uncle: How can? It is already packed.
Mika: It is ok. Just open it and pour soup into it. :D

A discovery

I discovered the "Eh and the Oh." It was there for soooo long and I discovered it only now. How silly...

Snail Order

For those who ordered snails, be patient. They are on the way now. Good things must wait. One day, they will crawl into your house to be loved by you.

A question on swimming

In the Sea, YL swam towards me

YL: Are we swimming later?
Ando: Didnt you just swim?
YL: O.O

Mission in Malacca

A mission will be undertaken today to meet malacca snails. The mission is named "Meet the malacca snails mission" for obvious reasons.

Anyone who wish to keep a malacca snail as pet, please call Mr Ando and make your order now. Yes. Right now.

Terms and conditions apply. While snails last.

Sighting of super snail

Weng got a sighting of super snail

But I guess it is too fast for anyone to catch it.

The search goes on.

Who is Super Guppy?

A Super Guppy is a guppy which can do/has things that an ordinary guppy cannot do/does not have.

So what are the things which Super Guppy can do that an ordinary guppy cannot?

1. Super Guppy can go on land.

2. Super Guppy has protruding eyes that provides ultra foresight and allows it to see into the future.

3. Super Guppy has a super hard back.

4. Super Guppy is able to leave a trail of slime as it moves past thus causing any evil stalkers to trip and fall.

5. Super Guppy can move very slow and make its enemies explode with impatience.

6. Super Guppy does not require fins to move.

7. Super Guppy has a longer life span. So far, it is still alive.

8. Super Guppy strikes fear to people. Well, some people.

9. Super Guppy is Super cute.

10. Super Guppy has the word "super" in front of its name.


Awesome.

Super guppy

I found a super guppy.

twilight

vanilla twilight.
chocolate twilight.
strawberry twilight.
cookies and cream twilight.
durian twilight.
mango twilight.
coffee twilight.
neapolitan twilight.
chocolate mint twilight
caramel nut twilight.
chocolate chip twilight.
green tea twilight.

The story of yellow rocks

Ando大侠 met a crazy plant today.

The plant was spraying its crazy grains all around crazily.

Despite the great speed and dexterity of Ando大侠,

the crazy plant was too unpredictable.

Some crazy grains got onto the shirt of Ando大侠.

Ando大侠 responded quickly and brushed the grains away.

But the crazy grains stained the shirt crazily.

Being resourceful, Ando大侠 found a tap and tried to wash the craziness away.

The crazy stains from the crazy grains spread themselves more.

Well it is ok.

The stains are yellow anyway.

And YELLOW ROCKS!!

Ando大侠 and friends saved the day

Ando大侠 and friends were talking on an interesting intellectually engaging topic.

Suddenly there was a screech.

The witch had arrived.

"Are you ogling at me and fantasizing?" The witch asked.

Ando大侠 and friends shook their head.

"Stop lying! I know you are! I am so beautiful pretty cute sexy gorgeous irresistible and charming!" The witch shouted.

Ando大侠 and friends puked onto the witch.

So the witch was drowned by the puke.

And thats how Ando大侠 and friends saved the world from the witch.

I wish

How I wish I can change it.

I dont want to be in it anymore.

I want to get out of it.

Somehow the words hurt abit.

Even though I wasnt interested at all.

It was so obvious.

And maybe I never belong there in the first place.

快乐虎年!!

快乐虎年!!

- quoted from pock

Relationship with work

I realised work has a love-hate relationship with me.

Work loves me because it couldnt bear to let me leave till late.

Work hates me because it didnt make me feel good while doing it.

I wish work will have a hate-love relationship with me.

Mystery of MK²

Ando大侠 has a new mission.

A mission to solve the mystery of MK².

Any useful information will be useful.

Any good contribution will be good.

Any help rendered will be helpful.

The mystery shall be solved sooner or later.

Balancing time

It is the year of the twenty eggs.
Time flies.
Maybe because there was too much fun.
There is a need to slow time.
So fun must be replaced by emo.
However, pock said too much emo and time will move too slow.
SO there must be a balance.
A timetable will be designed to include fun times and emo times.
Fun, emo, fun, emo, fun, emo, fun, emo.....
A balance shall be struck.
And the feeling of time flies or time crawls will not longer exist.

Somehow I feel proud after writing the above.

The day the sea was conquered

Ando大侠 conquered the sea today.

It was meant to be from the start.

You made my day

Thanks Abigail. You really made my day somehow.

Conquer

21km conquered.
No sweat.

Next, 42km.