Chicken has dreams too..

Check yes chicken

Are you ready? 
Rain is falling down on the sidewalk
Chickenpen is opened so come out.

Check yes chicken
Kill the limbo
Remember to bring your fave football

There's no turning back for you tonight.

Ready your claws 
Eh Oh Eh Ohhh
Here's how you do:

Run, chicken, run
Don't ever look back.
They'll tear you apart 
If you give them the chance.
Don't sell your ball.
Don't say you're not meant to be.
Run, chicken, run.
Forever will be 
You and ball.

Check yes Chicken
Football game on field
Wishing, wanting
Your football for game.
Just sneak out 
And don't tell a soul goodbye.
Check yes Chicken
Here's the countdown
3... 2... 1... now pick up your football 
They can change the locks
Don't let them change your mind

Ready your claws 
Eh Oh Eh Ohhh
Here's how you do

Run, chicken, run
Don't ever look back
They'll tear you apart 
If you give them the chance
Don't sell your ball
Don't say you're not meant to be
Run chicken run
Forever will be 
You and ball

You're flying through the night

You're flying through the night
Though not high, 
But at least you are flapping your wings now

Ball by your side

Run chicken run
Don't ever look back
They'll tear you apart 
If you give them the chance
Don't sell your ball
Don't say you're not meant to be
Run chicken run
Forever will be 

Run chicken run
Don't ever look back
They'll tear you apart 
If you give them the chance
Don't sell your ball
Don't say you're not meant to be
Run chicken run
Forever will be 
You and ball
You and ball
You and ball

* Give the chicken a chance...it just wanna play a game of soccer....

(check yes juliet)

Queue

At the hawker centre

Karen: Wah!! This stall has such a long queue. Must be damn bagus la!

Ando: Use your blain, use your blain!! The long queue is becos the stall holder cooks too slow!!                     alamak!

Karen: oh......

The Sun

Are the dark clouds going to cover the sun?

Or are the dark clouds dispersing to allow the sun to shine through?

I really miss the sun.....

School Uniform

A notice at a Hokkien Mee stall wrote:
".... in a school uniform can get a free egg with every purchase of Hokkien Mee...."
I love eggs.
Especially FREE ones.
I seriously need a school uniform.

lost

I lost supersnail.
That heartless snail.
I treat it so nice.
I care for it so much.
Yet, it left without a word.
But it left some slime on my floor though.
And I had to clean up.

Stupid snail, if u see this post, u better come back and apologise.
Mybe I will forgive u.
But I doubt u will....

I need a new pet...

COrelation

Wanzhen is an alien.
Weillin is Wanzhen's friend.
So Weilin is an alien.

Ivan stays in a house with lots of policeman.
A jail has many policeman.
So Ivan stays in a jail.

corruption

corruption traps for the mind are everywhere
even something like "man u vs liverpool tonight" can be a hidden trap

she asked," they gao tonight?"
ando," huh? wat gao? u mean high in chinese?"
she said, " no no...gao....."
ando,"i dun understand wat u mean..."
[after a few mins of guessing game....]
she finally revealed the answer, ' gao = *"
ando,"O.O!!! hey u very pervert!"

my innocent and pure mind ...ahhhhh.....corrupted!!
luckily i have the support of my frens and family.
they looked at me with their soft, warm eyes and reassured me,
" ando....u are still pure and innocent. u will alwys be pure and innocent."

once again i felt purified.
i love my frens and family, esp in times like this.
they know me so well.
i cant be corrupted..so dun anyone try again....
OR my super snail will bite u!

that thing

they say they dun like it. I know its because they love it. =D

Sorry

I am sorry.

Making you angry and hurting you is the last thing I would not even wanna do.

I am sorry.

psychic power

Today I discovered I might have unknowingly developed a special psychic power.
Its an involuntary power cos I cant control it YET....yes yet...
maybe someday I can control it.
Then it will be voluntary psychic power.

Anyway whats my power.
Guess.....
Dun wan?
ok nvm. I tell u.
Its the involuntary psychic power to induce people to say the same two sentences whenever they see me.
Nope. The two sentences are not hi and bye. Its more complicated than that.

Its
" hey why your eyes so red? Did you watched porn?"

yah....practically ALMOST everyone said the same thing once they saw me today.
see how powerful I am and I cant even control it yet.
Wait till I can control it.
And I will .....haaaaa
Cant wait to learn to control my new found power.
I bet my power continues tomorrow.....

西瓜

瓜 hawker：“快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！”
Ando：“哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！”

Alien

Today I saw an alien called Wanzhen.
She was wearing the same coloured shirt as me.
She must be trying to act like a human by imitating me.
By doing so, she hoped to blend in with the rest of the humans.
That scheming evil alien from dunno what planet.....
You had been warned

Super Snail

i have a super snail which is very fast and has a very hard shell
It sleeps on the edge of a clear plastic container
every nite when its asleep, it would roll along the edge of the container
its hard to take a pic of it cos its so fast
but i managed to take a pic when its asleep




but wanying and hiumun refused to believe that it is super fast and super hard.
Shall throw it at them when I see them
then they will believe how hard it is...and get them to race so that they know how fast it is