Good bye Year 2008

The year 2008 was bad. Very bad. Really very bad. Definitely really very bad.

I will forget about everyone and everything in 2008 when the clock strikes twelve tonight.

Hope year 2009 will be better.

Too much

Asked too much.

Cared too much.

Think too much.

Said too much.

Things are just not meant to be.

Today

Shit.Housefly.Sadness.Rubbish.Slime.Devil.Cockroach.Quarrel.
Broken.Dirty.Uncaring....

I just want to say that today is a bad day.

You were right.

You were right.

Christmas

Santa Claus lost his way on Christmas Day.
Santa Claus cant find the sock on Christmas Day.
Santa Claus was cold on Christmas Day.
Santa Claus received love on Christmas Day.

HP number

My HP number was quite popular today but for the wrong reasons.

Thank you

Thank you my friend.

Dear blogger spam bot

Dear blogger spam bot,

My blog is not a spam blog. 

Please stop labelling it as one soon. 

Thank you very much.

Best Regards

Ando

Friend

Just chatting and chilling.

With a close friend.

Shingleback Love

Long long time ago, a Shingleback girl was out dating with a Shingleback boy. As they were trying to cross a wire fence, the Shingleback girl got her tail trapped by the wire. She was in pain. The Shingleback boy could not do anything to get her out. 

The Shingleback boy stayed with the Shingleback girl and kept her company. He wants to let her know that she was not alone. Soon, the Shingleback girl died.

The Shingleback boy grieved and stayed by her dead body for two days until a human came along and found the pair side by side. 

Let us love like the Shinglebacks. 

To love each other in life, in death and forever.

The run

Cheering.

Applause.

Raising hands.

Great music.

Funny dj.

Guys and ladies.

Number tags.

Championchip.

Photographers.

Misleading signages.

Road blocks.

Blue singlet.

Portable toilets.

Ambulance.

Awake ushers.

Sleeping ushers.

Policemen.

Singing runners.

Chatting runners.

Walking runners (hmm...runners who walk???)

Sweat.

Heavy breaths.

100 plus.

Water.

Empty cups on the ground.

Medal.

Bananas.

Friends.

Achievement.

Supporter

For those who are going to be supporters for marathon runners, do not say

• Hang in there! Only 20 more kilometres to go...!


• Good job! Just 3 more hours to the end..


• Are you having fun? (when the runner is clearly struggling)


• Faster leh! ( when the runner is clearly out of breath already)


• You're almost there! (when it's too early in the race)

*Standard Chartered Singapore Marathon 2008 on 7 Dec 2008

Missing

Who are you missing?

Noisy Mushroom

I found a mushroom.
It loves to sing, especially lullabies.
Or it thought it was singing.
Cos whatever was heard were not songs.
But plain screaming.
I tried to tell mushroom.
It refused to believe me.
Stupid mushroom.





















All its screaming is making me lose sleep.
All the while the mushroom thought its lullabies are helping me to sleep.
Somebody shut it up!