Thank you.

Thank you Yuening and Debbie.

Spongebob!!

The life of Snail

The Snail.














The Naked Snail.










The Snail running across the road.














The Snail trying to prove his agility.














The Snail playing hide and seek.












The Snail with tattoos.













The Snail pretending to be a crab.














The Snail bought a flower.


















The Snail on a date.












The Snail sleeping after a long day.

THE END.

Masculine vs Feminine

Four actions to test how masculine or feminine a person is:

1) If there is a lizard on the ceiling, how would the person look at it?
2) If the elbow is dirty, how would the person look at it?
3) If the fingernail is dirty, how would the person look at it?
4) If the heel of the shoe is dirty, how would the person look at it?

The Dream

Last night, I had a dream.

I dreamt that I lived in a big mansion.

I dreamt that I had lotsa money which will never be used up.

I dreamt that I had a collection of all my dream cars.

I dreamt that I had a private jet and helicopter.

I dreamt that I had chefs to cook all my favourite food.

I dreamt that I had the fittest body I ever had in my whole life.

I dreamt that I had all the facilities of sports which I enjoy.

It was all a nightmare to me!

Why?

Cos I can see them but I cant touch them.

Damn!

Please...no more such nightmares again.

p.s. You may ask, how come I din dream that Im the nicest person in the world?

Thats because Im already the nicest person in the world in real life. =) 

Year 2009

Good morning year 2009. I hope you will be great. So glad to see you.