To singapore snails:

Im going away tomorrow for three days.
Dun miss me.
Dun cry.
I will be back soon.
And yes, I will send your regards to Karimun snails.

Disappointment

So disappointed with how things are.

I should had go away.

Stressed nose

My nose is getting stressed up.
Cos I found a white nostril hair in my nose.
Nope. Its not a black nostril hair covered with white slimy mucus.
I must help my nose to destress.
I shall read it some jokes every night before I sleep.
I will massage my nose 3 times a day.
I will stop breathing for 1 second everyday to let it take a break.
I will let it smell the happy food, Chocolate before every meal.
Hopefully my nose will be destressed soon.
I dun wan my nose to be filled with white nostril hair.
And im not being lame here.
Im seriously serious about my nose.

free stuff for the day

Today.....

Passing by a cafe,

Waitress: Hey do you drink coffee?
Ando: Yah!
Waitress: Great! Heres a cup of cuppucino for you!
Ando: Wow! Thanks!
And so I got myself a free cup of coffee.

Passing by a drink stall,

Stallholder: You are the 8th customer of the day.
Ando: Really?
Stallholder: Yup! So heres a free cup of tea for you!
Ando: Hey thanks!
And so I got myself a free cup of tea.

Shit. I should had passed by a bank today. :(

What shirt is it?

Here goes:

Below is a white shirt with blue stripes.













Below is a blue shirt with white stripes.














So what is the shirt below?




























Give up? Isnt it obvious? Its a white shirt with white stripes.