Monday, November 30, 2009

Burger Story

Juliet's father refused to let her eat cheeseburger because it is unhealthy. And so she said,

I was very h
ungry when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts

I'm standing there
On the sidewalk in sunny air

See the lights
See the poster
s, the fast food
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hel
lo, little did I know

That you were cheeseburger, you looking delicious

And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go, and I said


Cheeseburger take me somewhere we can be alone

I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run

You'll be the food and I'll eat you all up
It's a burger story baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the restaurant to see you
I keep quiet 'cause I am dead if they knew
So just stay fresh
Escape this town for a little while


'Cause you were cheeseburger, I was a hungry human
And my daddy said stay away from Jul
iet
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don't go and I said

Cheeseburge
r take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the food and I'll eat you all up
It's a
burger story baby just say yes

Cheeseburger save me, they try to tell me how to feel

This hunger is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, I'll make it out of this mess
It's a burger story baby just say ye
s
Oh oh

I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
Whe
n I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Cheeseburger save me I've been feeling so hungry
I keep waiting for you but you nev
er come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
You dropped to my hand and look delicious

And
said, eat me up Juliet
You'll never have to be hungry
I know you and that's all I really know
I t
alked to your dad, go pick out a nice sauce
It's a burger story baby just say yes

I was very hungry when I first saw you













* Someone still owe me a cheeseburger!!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Feeling Stupid

On the stationary boat in the sea, about to move off....

Ando: Where is the anchor? Does this boat have an anchor?
Benjamin: Yup it has an anchor.
Ando: It's not on the boat.
Benjamin: Is the boat stationary or moving?
Ando: Oh! (feeling stupid)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Legend

Legend says that the roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Conference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

It was never my fault.

It was raining!
The wind was blowing!
The current was strong!
There was not enough sleep!
There was not enough water time!
The positioning was unfair!
Luck was on the wrong side!
He was biased!
IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!
AND I SHALL RETURN TO CONQUER THE SEA ANOTHER DAY!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Cleanest in the house

In the house,

Ando: Wah! Your house is so dirty!

Nat: Ok what. Quite clean.

Ando: NO! And the cleanest place in this house is your dustbin!

Monday, November 9, 2009

What are you doing today?

Ando: What are you doing today?

Nat: Nothing

Ando: But that's what you did yesterday.

Nat: I wasn't finished.

Ando: -_-"