BOO

Boo!!

Mission

Ando大侠 is on a mission to rid virus.

The virus is scared now. 

But there will be no mercy shown.

The virus is even more scared now.

Ando大侠 is a kind person.

But there will still be no mercy shown.

Accept your fate virus.

Hope you can be a good virus in your next life. 

* definition of good virus : a virus that infects the pc of enemies of Ando大侠

RED TIDE

The devil was drowned.

The bridge was destroyed.

Beware of the RED TIDE.

It is coming your way......

On this day

On this day, Brewster arrived to this world.
On this day, Benjamin and Jane are happy.

Congratulations to Benjamin, Jane and Brewster

Green and White

This is a green shirt.

It has thick white stripes.

But they disagreed with me...

WHY??????

cookies

Today supposed to have cookies....

but the cookies crumbled today

tanned

I wanna be tanned

so tanned that when people sees me, they will go,"Wah woo.....you are so T-A-N-N-E-D, 

tanned!!"

so tanned that in the dark, people cant see me unless I smile

so tanned that when I lie down on my brown bedsheet, people tot im part of the cloth

so tanned that Im one third way to ubiquitous "dark tall handsome"

so tanned that when I wear my khaki beret, people tot Im bald as the colours blend

so tanned that during NS, I need not use the brown/black cream for camo 

so tanned that I feel warmer compared to others on a cold day as Im a good absorber of heat radiation

so tanned that I feel cooler compared to others on a hot day as Im a good radiator of heat radiation

so tanned that dark eye rings cant be seen around my eyes

so tanned that when I stand behind a person, people tot Im his/her shadow

so tanned that people says I belong to the dark side

so tanned that people feels that applying whitening cream on my skin is a waste of money

so tanned that ....arh watever

I just wanna be tanned....

Liars

hiumun brenna audrey and  priya kept saying"I dun lie."

That statement itself is a lie.

And they kept saying to me " You are a liar."

That statement itself is another lie.

I hate liars... 

*thanks to wanying for the reminder about their evil deeds