tanned

I wanna be tanned

so tanned that when people sees me, they will go,"Wah woo.....you are so T-A-N-N-E-D, 

tanned!!"

so tanned that in the dark, people cant see me unless I smile

so tanned that when I lie down on my brown bedsheet, people tot im part of the cloth

so tanned that Im one third way to ubiquitous "dark tall handsome"

so tanned that when I wear my khaki beret, people tot Im bald as the colours blend

so tanned that during NS, I need not use the brown/black cream for camo 

so tanned that I feel warmer compared to others on a cold day as Im a good absorber of heat radiation

so tanned that I feel cooler compared to others on a hot day as Im a good radiator of heat radiation

so tanned that dark eye rings cant be seen around my eyes

so tanned that when I stand behind a person, people tot Im his/her shadow

so tanned that people says I belong to the dark side

so tanned that people feels that applying whitening cream on my skin is a waste of money

so tanned that ....arh watever

I just wanna be tanned....