The dog

At the beach,

Ivy: My dog can talk!

Ando: Prove it!

Ivy: (to the dog) What covers a house?

Dog: Roof!

Ivy: (to the dog) How does sandpaper feel?

Dog: Rough!

Ivy: (to the dog) Who is the greatest baseball player?

Dog: Ruth!

Ivy: See?!

Ando: -_-"