The snail which I saved returned today.
Snail: Im going to give you two wishes.
Ando: hey why not three? Every wish granter gives the wish getter three!!"
Snail: Im trying to be different. *smile*
Ando: -_-"
Snail: So whats your first wish?
Ando: I want more money.
Snail: Granted!
So where is my money?
Snail: Its in your palm.
Ando: Huh?
I opened my palm and I saw a brand new five cent coin.
Snail: Now you are five cents richer. *smile*
Ando: What the....? Are you scamming me?
Snail: Nope. You have MORE money now. So your next wish?
Ando: Nevermind. My next wish.....I want some love.
Snail: Granted
Ando: So where is my love?
Snail: In front of you.
In front of me was a roast chicken drumstick.
Ando: What is this?
Snail: Its your favourite food. That should make you feel loved.
Ando: -_-"
And the snail disappeared.
Come back snail. I wanna crush you.
