Grass

Near a grass patch,

Grasscutter: &**#^$#&^$(*#@

Ando: Whats wrong?

Grasscutter: Haiz....how I wish all the grass are emo

Ando: Huh? Why?

Grasscutter: Then they will cut themselves.

Ando: -_-"

The word.

I found a word.

A word that can express feelings such as pain, pleasure, love and hate.

In the language, the word falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb( both transitive and intransitive).
- an action verb
- a passive verb
- an adverb
- a noun

It can also be used as an adjective or an interjection.

It can even be used as a conjunction.

Aside from its connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations.
- Greetings
- Fraud
- Resignation
- Trouble
- Aggression
- Disgust
- Confusion
- Difficulty
- Despair
- Pleasure
- Displeasure
- Lost
- Disbelief
- Retaliation
- Denial
- Perplexity
- Apathy
- Suspicion
- Panic
- Directions

It can be used in an anatomical description.
It can be used to tell time.
It can be used in business.
It can be maternal.
It can be political.

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history.

Its really an amazing word.

A wonderful day.

Its a wonderful day.













Thank you all for everything.

花

Ando：你喜欢什么花？
Ivy (羞答答)：我喜欢两种花.
Ando：哪两种？我送给你！
Ivy (低头小声)：有钱花，随便花！
Ando：你真美！
Ivy (妩媚)：我哪美？
Ando (深情)：想得美.
Ivy: O.O

The Re-Test

After the first failed test, Ando 大侠 decided to have a re-test for the 3 candidates Snail, Frog and Mouse.

A rabbit was again released into the forest.

The Snail went into the forest and came out dressed as a rabbit.

Next, the Frog went into the forest and came out with a rock dressed as a rabbit.

Lastly, the Mouse went into the forest and dragged out a badly beaten bear dressed as a rabbit. The bear was screaming: "Okay, okay, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit!"

And so Ando 大侠 declared the re-test void.

The dog

At the beach,

Ivy: My dog can talk!

Ando: Prove it!

Ivy: (to the dog) What covers a house?

Dog: Roof!

Ivy: (to the dog) How does sandpaper feel?

Dog: Rough!

Ivy: (to the dog) Who is the greatest baseball player?

Dog: Ruth!

Ivy: See?!

Ando: -_-"

The colour of champion

The colour remains unbeaten.

Yellow, the colour of champion.

The Test

Ando 大侠 wanted to choose a disciple among 3 candidates Snail, Frog and Mouse. The first test was to get them to prove who is the best in finding a rabbit.

A rabbit was released into a forest.

The Snail placed animal spies throughout the forest. They question all plant and animal witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, the Snail concluded that rabbits do not exist.

Next, the Frog went in. After two weeks with no leads, the Frog burnt the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and he made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The Mouse went in. He came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling: "Okay, okay, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit!"

And so Ando 大侠 declared the first test void.

新宿

铁头: (痛心) 你要喝水吗?

杰: (哭) 我要我的手! 我要我的手!

铁头: (哭) .....

观众: 哈哈哈哈......!!

Complain

ROAR..........I want to complain!


Why is there so much cute around?


Why are there people who forgot to use their ears?


Why cant queues be cut?


Why is chicken skin so delicious ?


Why doesnt chocolate give a beautiful voice?


Why is time so kan chiong?


Why cant the printer deliver what it prints?


Why is the signboard directing people to a dead end?


Why were the buses crawling on the road?


Why cant their surnames be memorable?


Why cant the honest feelings be told?


Who invented dust?


Why did instincts not persuade trust?


Why play wasnt around every weekend?


Why fun MIA every night?


Why cant crabs jump?


Why so much food was delivered to the table?


Why Why Why???