how to look cute?

You will need:

1) your face
2) hand (it can be any hand as long as its a hand)
3) another hand (optional)

Steps:

With one hand, do the action below

and your face becomes cute!!

If you are using two hands，do the action below











And you will look cute too!

Try it today!! no no...try it now!!

*no human boy or human baby was hurt in the production of this blog entry.

What a day!

Ando大侠 met Anotabledivainebololadaland and the first FERN in his life.

What a day!

Locksmith

Bendalene: Who are you? And how did you get in?

Locksmith: erm....Im a locksmith. And Im a locksmith.

Bendalene: 0.0

Work

I think work hates me.
I feel so unloved by work.
Oh work, please love me.

The return of the snail

The snail which I saved returned today.

Snail: Im going to give you two wishes.
Ando: hey why not three? Every wish granter gives the wish getter three!!"
Snail: Im trying to be different. *smile*
Ando: -_-"
Snail: So whats your first wish?
Ando: I want more money.
Snail: Granted!

So where is my money?
Snail: Its in your palm.
Ando: Huh?

I opened my palm and I saw a brand new five cent coin.

Snail: Now you are five cents richer. *smile*
Ando: What the....? Are you scamming me?
Snail: Nope. You have MORE money now. So your next wish?
Ando: Nevermind. My next wish.....I want some love.
Snail: Granted

Ando: So where is my love?
Snail: In front of you.

In front of me was a roast chicken drumstick.

Ando: What is this?
Snail: Its your favourite food. That should make you feel loved.
Ando: -_-"


And the snail disappeared.

Come back snail. I wanna crush you.

lame day

P sat in the middle of nowhere, within a circle, under the hot sun cos she got nothing to do and someone told her to do so.

M hates swallowing pills cos she is afraid the pills might go in the wrong direction down her throat.

CC threw a water bottle at her brother cos she thought he is a ghost.

R and A are gay brothers who licked each other's teeth with their tongue to clean them and feed each other with their own saliva.